How to make friends:

Starting at a new school is hard when you need to make that first impression, you don't want to become the push-over or the bitch. I haven't changed schools but I may as well have last year i returned to school to find everyone had changed which made life difficult for me because following everyone else seemed to be cool. But I'm different I didn't want to put on a fake smile and agree how good the half heartedly plastically made song was and then try copy other peoples dance moves, I wanted to be able to say no and why I didn't like it but I guess I was always too strong minded for my own good. So instead of welling up inside and wasting away my young years I have decided to pick my balls off the ground and make real, strong, trustworthy friends. The first tip is to always have a little inside joke something only you two will understand. As long as you remember what it is and never over use it. Also revisiting memories but not too many and don't become to pressuring for the other person only discuss the memories if you are still tight if you aren't it gives the impression that you're blaming them for the distance. Making you seem more clingy than before. Open up share a little secret if they give one to you in reverse it means they trust you and that you can trust them. That is all for now and never be too picky Hxo

Opposites attract;

I always hate getting into the situation of having to decline someone. I wouldn't say I'm a pushover, but when it comes to the opposite sex I never get a lot of attention so when I do I don't want to throw it away or sound picky or rather frigid. BUT whatever you do don't accept just because you want to please them if your heart is not really in it, it just makes it trickier later. Make up your mind, either yes or no. The don'ts; Never ever say I'll think about it and then never respond. Never say no and then explain because you fancy someone else(and say their name). And never say yes and then not turn up to the first date that's just being mean.

What to have in every party animal's bag;

1.A fold up umbrella-Wherever you live whether it's the Columbia or California the heavens are bound to open up one day and cry, it can also protect you from the sun, because red faces aren't sexy faces.
2.Baby wipes-They may look out of place in there but if you ever spill something on your hands or clothes they're dead useful, and you can usually get lovely smelling ones.
3.Small bottle of moisturiser-Remember to always top it up because it's just pointless if it's empty. You can also use it for oiling the car if it gets dry...maybe.
5.A small bottle of perfume-Whenever or wherever if you ever fell dirty or ugly a little squirt here and there will boost your day and may even make a few heads turn.
6.A pen-Common knowledge.
7.Paper-Just anything to write on in an emergency basically.
8.Entertainer-It could be a pack of cards, trivial pursuit cards, ipod, Harry Potter book, phone, colouring in book, knitting needles, magazine or a leprechaun, just as long as you never look like a loner in town waiting for the bus.
9.Secret pocket-Not only are they the coolest thing but no one not even your brother should be able to find your secret stash of money, sometimes if your as dim as I you might even forget it exists as well.
10.Money-To live in your secret pocket and used only for you, not anyone else, because basically it's their own fault for not having a secret pocket with secret money. And if your like me you'll be too nice ask for it back so your secret pocket is empty making it pointless. Also covers phoning someone and a ride home.
11.Lollies-They're yum, entertaining and make you happy, don't worry about the fat content you'll be thankful you have them when you're walking home and your legs turn to jelly with no energy.
Note: If you're a guy all you need is the jacket on your back and a wallet with the essential contents.